The shocking, predictable, and shockingly predictable

Shocking: Things that should be in Utah and Spokane but definitely aren't.
1. Dog or goat? you decide....
2. Apparently don't do love either! (this is on the outside of every dorm building)
3. Stanley, an international student from Malawi, strutting his stuff

4. Definitely an awesome addition to every floor of every building on campus (I wonder what spitzer would say?)

5. Hard to see but yes, there is a framed picture of Obama inside of Mafia Soul Clothing

The predictable (and not so predictable):
1. There is a socialist club on campus (go figure) which they advertise for with a very catchy poster that says "Do you like Che Guevara T-shirts? Do you like Soviet jeans? To you hate capitalism and want the working class to rise up? come to the socialist club meeting!" I at first thought it was a social club, hence I read the poster, but it was in fact advertising the revolution. I tried to steal a poster but someone caught me in the act and it was really awkward. I was going to attend a meeting but they forgot to include a location on the poster....communism fails again.

2. The angry african politics professor gave a monologue about /ode to AK47s and their role in "liberating the continent" my eyes got so big they nearly fell out of my head. Wonder if he knows the socialist club?

The shockingly predictable: A mormon missionary from utah has been going around my dorm, handing out pamphlets and inviting people to church; I politely declined but said hello.